by: Tom Attea An extensive study by the U. S. government of Mexicans hoping to enter America illegally has concluded that not a single one of them knows what a ladder is.This key finding has given impetus to funding for extensions of the border fence between America and Mexico.
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New Government Study Fails To Locate Mexicans Who Know What A Ladder Is
Article Posted in Humor.After Election Debate, Emergency Medics Labor To Uncross Hillary Clinton’s Fingers
Article Posted in Humor.by: Tom Attea In a recent debate with her Republican opponent in the race for the Senate, Hillary Clinton was repeatedly challenged about her presidential ambitions and accused of inattention to her duties as a Senator from New York. Ever unruffled, she maintained that she is very much focused on her work as a Senator [...]
Squirrel Meat – Delicious but Deadly?
Article Posted in Humor.by: John Smith One of my favorite movies is National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. There is one particularly funny scene in which a squirrel has hitched a ride inside the Griswold house sequestered in the tree Clark has set up. The squirrel is discovered and makes a run for it, causing chaos and panic among the [...]
Ovens. The Right One For Your Kitchen
Article Posted in Home Improvement.by: Allison Thompson Now more than ever because of the different types of cooking methods and the styles of ovens available people are becoming confused over which is the best oven option for them when redesigning or building a new kitchen in their homes. Hopefully the information provided below will help to make the decision [...]
Do You Really Need a New Refrigerator?
Article Posted in Home Improvement.by: Eddie Ellison SO YOU NEED A NEW REFRIGERATOR, THE DARNED THING ISN’T COOLING SUFFICIENTLY TO PROTECT YOUR FOOD. MAYBE NOT : Before we Begin: 1-Is the receptacle hot and is the plug plugged in well. Either a meter or a lamp plugged into the same receptacle will determine if it is hot. Pull the [...]
The Usefulness Of Home Security Systems
Article Posted in Home Improvement.by: Christine Loxley There are a lot of low-tech methods of home security. Neighborhood watch programs, bright street lights and basic deadlocks on the doors can all be effective ways of discouraging intruders. But electronic means are more reliable and less prone to human error, which is why many people have turned to burglar alarms [...]
Magic Tricks – Impressing Friends and Family
Article Posted in Hobbies.by: Dion Semeniuk Learning a magic trick does not have to be difficult. Although you typically see some of the finest magicians and illusionist performing incredible feats, you too can impress family and friends with basic tricks. You might not expect to perform on the same level as David Blaine or David Copperfield but with [...]
How to make a Christmas Wreath
Article Posted in Hobbies.by: S. Roberts Christmas wreaths are an old Christmas tradition that is used to decorate the outside of the house, typically on the front door, to give Christmas time visitors a festive greeting. To make a Christmas wreath you will need a wreath ring, florist wire (you can get these cheaply from our local florist) [...]
Funky Personalised Umbrellas
Article Posted in Hobbies.by: S. Roberts Rainy days don’t have to be gloomy days. Jazz up the winter months with a home-made personalised brolly. Express yourself and shake off those rainy days blues. Add pictures, phrases, names or symbols to your umbrella. You don’t need any artistic skills, just a steady hand.
Pain Relief Without Drugs
Article Posted in Health.by: Bill Morrison More and more people are turning to small compact electronic devices like TENs machines to bring them pain relief without having to depend on drugs that can often have unwanted side effects. These small digital machines can be worn unobtrusively while carrying out normal day to day activities.